The other day John ordered me a pair of shoes off Zappos.com. They have 2ew which is the size I wear, so I found a pair of shoes I loved on the site and he bought them for me.
Well they arrived today, and I was so excited. I ran outside and was like "Is it my shoes? is it!?" and the man laughed and said yes. I quickly signed and told him to have a great day, my heart full of joy.
I get inside and tear open the box. First I notice they are not HOT PINK like the website, they are a muddy Purple pink. I try to put it on. It does not fit. I quickly put it back in the box and contemplate crying my eyes out.
Its amazing how a pair of shoes not fitting can ruin my entire mood for the day. I was looking forward to them so much, and now I'm back to square one. No wedding shoes. No shoes that fit.
Fuck you wide feet, fuck you.