My day in bullet points

• Woke up and went to work
• Worked for a long 7.5 hours non-stop.
  
• headed home, excited
• Car breaks down on route 47 at a stop light.
  
• get it to the side of the road, freaking out.
• call my dad, who comes to my rescue
• During all this I have to pee
• Hold bladder
• Go get Oil for my car
• Oil does not fix car
• Dad goes to pee
• Sneak handle of captain into laundry basket for the three days off
• Smoke a lot
• Climb out of my window starsky and Hutch style
• Hear my car alarm for the first time in 4-5 years
• Say goodbye to car
• Get home
• eat bad apple
• Get cramps

Yeah, this just isn't my day. Thank god I have three days off.