4/29/2009

Uhm, Excuse me, WTF?

When I turned 22 and stopped drinking so much I assumed that everyone would follow me. This did not happen.

What I didn’t anticipate was still having to babysit drunk people when I was sober. I am above this, I am not your babysitter. I am a sober person who doesn’t want to deal with your drunken bullshit.

If you need a DD that's fine. But if you want someone to take you to IHop and make sure you don’t choke on your own vomit while eating pancakes,

count me out. You’re almost Twenty Three, Emily, Get your fucking act together and start behaving as such.

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2 comments:

Libërty said...

I agree, I still drink, but I don't do it to the point anymore where I can't control my shit.

Jen said...

I'm not an angel, I will admit this. If I'm in the mood to get shitfaced I will. But I don't act like a dramatic 13 year old when drunk.