Happy Sunday, Blog readers!

So I'm sitting here not completely awake, but awake enough to know that I should probably fill you all in on my life. Yesterday I woke up to find that although I had cleaned the kitchen, Jes couldn't be bothered to put two glasses in the dishwasher. So I decided to leave my plate on the counter as well. I'm going to do a big thing for me, and thats be passive aggressive with my actions. (No spine, etc etc.) And last night after I had made the dessert for today, I washed all of my pots and pans leaving the kitchen spotless except for the pan she used and her coolade pitcher.

Either she can wash them, or I can find other things to use. Ain't no big 'thang.

So dinner party tonight. I'm excited. I want to know how my lasagna turns out. I'm hoping its delicious. God I hope it is. I'll be crushed if it tastes like asshole. (seriously.) Desert should be good, apples cooked in butter and sugar to put on top of ice cream and then homemade whipped cream (I needed to use my mixer for SOMETHING.)

Today I work from 10:30-6pm. I'm hoping that space of time goes by rather quickly.. Sunday mornings are generally slow because people are at church and not at the Walmart, but eventually it will pick up...God I hope it picks up.
Speaking of walmart, they have drastically cut everyone's hours, so when I was hired on for 33 hours a week, I am not getting roughly 25 hours a week. Normally this would not be a problem, but since I moved out... I need the money. So long story short they need to keep up with my hours or raise my pay, damn it.

Which means Monday while I'm cleaning and doing laundry, John will be helping me with my resume. (Which means Big Jen, I will be emailing it to you for Brad to look over if you don't mind :D) because I think a desk job that pays hella better than Walmart is a good thing right about now. either that or I can work two jobs and hope for the best. (Read: Don't want to work two jobs.)

So thats my life in a nutshell. My coffee is delicious and I am equally excited about breakfast in a bit. Not to mention the lovely warm shower I should be taking in 20 minutes or so. Goodness, moving out has made my life so much more exciting! Thank god for Roommate drama or this blog would be boring as fuck!

Now, stop reading this and get your ass to church! God doesn't wait around foreve...oh wait.. Yes he does.

Apparently John is gay.

My dream told me so.


I went back to bed for a few hours. I feel a lot better now. My back is still a bit sore but the heating pad totally helped. Note to self: Sleep with that every night. Good plan, me!

So now I need to figure out breakfast/lunch.

Hello Disease.

I went to bed last night with an iffy stomach. I felt like if I tried I could puke, but after much sleep... I still feel that way.
Maybe I need food, or maybe I need more sleep? I have no idea. I do know that I want this feeling to go away because I dont like it. :(

emily is fucking around with jens computer

dear jen, just read your new years post and decided to give this whole blogging thing a try. maybe some day ill even get my own so i dont have to steal yours. i know you are stressing right now, but i gotta say, im proud of you. im so happy that you are my friend, and ive seen the changes youve made in the last few months. you have seemed kind of sad before, but since youve moved out, that has changed . you've gotten a new job, you've lost weight without even trying, and its been great hearing you snort again. i know living with another person is hard, but you'll either work it out or end up killing her in her sleep (win win either way, in my opinion). so keep on doing what you're doing and remember, only you can prevent forest fires.
emily

To Jessica...

Dear Roommate,
I understand that you are extremely pregnant at this time, but here are a few things I think we need to work on. (Read: YOU.)

First off, I did all of the dishes in the sink last night, because they were mine. I put dishes in the dishwasher but did not run it because there is still space. I woke up this morning to a dirty bowl and spoon in the sink. Have you forgotten where the dish washer is? Have you forgotten how to turn it on if it is full? If so, let me know. I will teach you again!

Also, the garbage that is piling up. I will take out the bag today before I leave for work, because you shouldn't be carrying heavy things. But the box and the empty pop bottles are something you can carry so why are they still sitting on the floor? Did you forget where the dumpster is?

Also, the lights. If no one is awake and you are leaving, perhaps you should turn them off. Also if you're going to get food and come sit watching tv in the living room, turn your tv off in your room. Theres no one in there to enjoy it!

And please, don't think I am being to harsh, because I'm not. These are simple little things that we can both do, well I happen to be doing and you.. well not so much. And if your doctor says that you can't load or unload a dishwasher, please tell me. But until that day comes, when you're on bed rest again, perhaps you should pitch in and fucking clean up after yourself.

Love always,
Your roommate.